Archive for July 16, 2010

Tonight I Dont Want
That Sweet Love
Tonight I Dont Want
That Slow Love

Tonight I Want That…
Room Shaking
Bed Board Breaking
Boards Rattling
Ass Smacking
Hair Pulling
Legs Quivering
Lips Trembling
Eye Rolling
Hand Shaking

I Want That Oragsm Bustin Sex
I Wanna Feel Every Inch Inside
I Want You To Pound Me

I Dont Want Sweet Kisses
Or Gentle Moves
I Dont Want Soft Touches
Or Long Strokes

I Want It

I Want To
Grip The Sheets

Hit It
From The Back
From The Front
From The Side


I Dont Care What We Do
Or How We Do
As Long As You Make Me
Scream Daddy

Great Rack, Fine Vintage

There’s now the perfect gift for the girl who has everything – including a desire to secretly drink while simultaneously getting a breast lift.
The Wine Rack, a black sports bra with a plastic “bladder” that can hold an entire bottle of wine, is featured in
…The $29.95 device has a drinking tube long enough to sip from. Add liquid and the gift store promises you will turn “from and A cup into double Ds.”

Yup, this is what’s in the paper. it’s a free paper, mind you, and does have real articles. but it’s also chockas of funny things like this.

Friday July 16th 2010

Posted: July 16, 2010 by Marya in Quote of the day
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Don’t complain about the things that you want, be thankful for the things you have.

I gave my heart to you
I set my standards high
I laid my eyes on you,
I laughed and cried with you,
I told you my hopes and dreams,
My Love and Fears.

My tears I shed all over your shoulder.
In the end,
I came to see that you were
the only guy I could ever trust.
When I see you,
my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness.
When we talk, I can feel the load unload
with soothing words from you.

I have the feeling of love in my heart.
In my mind, I say “You don’t mean a thing. ”
In my words, I say “You are just a friend. ”
But in the deep end of my heart,
I think of only you

When I tell you my expectations of a guy,
You tell me never to fall short of what I want.
But only one thing stands in the way –
You are a friend.

Can I still love you the way that I do?

Have you noticed how society is progressively getting more ignorant and rude? It just amazes me. People drive like half-wits on the roads and are allergic to saying hello like it’s some sort of plaque they’ll never recover from. Have you ever engaged in conversation with somebody and they just walk by you like you’re invisible? Whoa, talk about feeling an ice age. Am I a frozen, inanimate fossil in time? Maybe I’m extinct, I dunno. Ha-ha! As far as I’m concerned they can shove a wacky straw up their left nostril and inhale hog fluffs.

It’s getting hotter outside, maybe it’s affecting people’s brains. I just don’t understand the mentality. Call me old-fashioned, call me polite. Being kind to others will make you feel better if you’re naturally a miserable, grumpy old fart.
I’m going to the park now to be around people who can’t see me. Maybe one day they’ll take off their blind goggles and notice who is running the cage.