This is funny

Posted: July 25, 2010 by Marya in Funny Stuff
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My First Condom                                   

                   I recall my first time with a condom, I was 14 or so. I
                   went in to buy a                                       
                   packet of condoms at Levin’s pharmacy.                 

                   There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the    
                   counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She   
                   handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear  
                   one.  I honestly answered,                             
                    ‘No, this is my first time.’                          

                   So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped 
                   it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was
                   on tight and secure.                                   

                   I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all 
                   around                                                 
                   the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. ‘Just 
                   a minute,’ she                                         
                   said, and walked to the door, and locked it..          

                   Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,         
                   unbuttoned                                             
                   her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and    
                   laid it aside.                                         
                   Do these excite you?’ She asked.                       
                   Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod 
                   my head.                                               

                   She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I  
                   was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her 
                   panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she   
                   said,  ‘We  don’t have much  time..’                   

                   So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that         
                   unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I
                   was done within a few moments.                         

                   She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put   
                   that condom on?’ she asked.                            

                   I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

                   She then beat the shit out of me…….

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