Posts Tagged ‘goverment’

Why is it that almost every animal on the planet goes into hibernation in the winter, but we don’t? Yes, I think most people are animals. Can you imagine not having to go out into that extremely cold air or snow?

I think employers should be forced to pay two months out of the year for hibernation. Nobody can charge you anything for those two months and so you’d have to adjust your payment schedules accordingly. If you don’t have a job then the government pays to cover your expenses during that period. You can be as lazy as you want and not always be in such a rush. Just wake up every so often and have a snack. Can you imagine it as law?

I think it would be especially fantastic for mothers and wives. “I’m sorry, I can’t be your slave anymore. I’m in hibernation. You want a 7up? It’s in the fridge awaiting your lazy ass. While you’re at it, stick a straw up your big snoz and inhale deeply. It’s crisp and clean and might wake you the hell up from your Utopian fantasy world…and while you’re at it, replace the damn toilet roll.”

You could get really snarky and just blame it on your hibernation period. If you get impatient with dim-wits around you before then, call it PHP. (Pre-Hibernation Period). After all, you’re tired from running after jerks all year. There is always a good way to cover your tracks. It’s what seperates an intellegent woman from the shmucks. Ha-ha!

I bought some Crystal Light today because I want to lose some weight and gosh darnit, “I believe in me”. Too bad my stomach and tastebuds didn’t feel the same way. I grabbed the bottle and upon chugging it back I almost spewed out my internal organs. Ugh! It tasted disgusting. I’d sooner drink Buckley’s cough medicine over that toxic shite.

All the protesting in the world isn’t going to stop the tax hikes from happening.The government has always been a bunch of touque wearing leeches sucking us dry. They know the public will eventually give up and go away. We are peaceful Canadians after all and don’t like trouble. Everyone will slowly succumb to paying out the nose or will face the consequences. Frig, I wouldn’t be surprised if the 666 computer chip is in our wrists next.

Man likes to think he’s so smart but in reality we are all just a bunch of raving, barbaric lunatics. BP should stand for Bloody Pathetic. All the most brilliant engineers in the world and they can’t even plug a damn hole. Ha! Tragically, the animals of the planet are always the ones to suffer. I don’t even like watching the news anymore. I just don’t want to see all the atrocities.
Between the new HST in Canada and half-wits ruining the planet, I feel sorry for the young people of today who really don’t have any say into what’s going on at all. Children should be seen but not heard. Unfortunally they are the one’s of the future who will have to deal with all the destruction. No wonder they are so depressed. Can you blame them? Antidepressants are making the pharmaceutical companies as rich as hogs.
I heard on the news yesterday that this new HST is going to be hitting home owners terribly and gas prices will go up again. Yeah, like that’s any surprise. As if it isn’t hard enough for young couples to make it and stay together.The government’s kick in the stomach isn’t helping matters any. Good people are losing their jobs and the divorce rate is the highest it has ever been.
God must be turning in his heavenly bed. No matter what your belief whether it be you reap what you sow, karma, or what goes around comes around, everything we do and say in our lifetime is recordered by a cosmic accountant. An equal reaction to the choices we make is going to hit us smack in the gluttonous arse. It’s coming, and it’s not going to be pretty.