Posts Tagged ‘Running’

I write on this blog to hide the facts..
that I am clearly alone.
obviously you wouldn’t understand the pain and hurt that I have been through……
I am just running from myself  and there is nothing you can do about it.
So since I am on my own in this wonderous world..
Nothing else can be so clear
I still walk up and down the roads alone
But continue to write behind these brick walls

Whilst gnawing on a piece of cheese last night I wondered why the human population is so crazy about cow’s milk. I mean, think about it. Everyone is drinking liquid that comes out of a stinky animal with a big slobbery tongue in its gob. It chews its food, barfs it up and then chews it again. It’s pretty gross when you think about it. Why don’t they make cheese out of human breast milk? It sure would be a lot easier to digest than cow enzymes. What about a whole line of human milk products? Can you imagine a bunch of naked women in a barn all lined up and hooked up to electronic milking machines? Oh crap, wait a minute. That’s just one more fantasy for men to drool about. Forget I mentioned it.

I have something else to get off my chest. (The crowd moans). Why are some people so freakin’ mean? I’d really like to know what they get out of it. Do you notice how some people never have a damn good thing to say about anyone? They criticize, lie, blame others and do just about anything to make other people’s lives miserable. I won’t name names. Let’s just call the person I’m talking about, Mr C . This anonymous person needs to be stabbed in the cranium with a fork. Isn’t there an island they can be shipped to? Too bad there’s no such thing as an anti-mean taser gun. Give-um a shot in the arm every time they say something stupid. I bet that would curb some arseholic behavior. You might think I need therapy after reading this but here’s the clincher, folks. You are my therapy. Ha-ha! Yeah, the mind is a dangerous thing, especially at five in the morning.

A super fit girl I know walked by me today with a purple mat in her hand.   “Hi. What’s that for?” I asked.   “It’s a yoga mat,” she replied. “Do you do yoga?”   I raised my eyebrows. “About as close I get to yoga is yogurt, “I answered sarcastically. “Ummm-ummmm-mmmmm,” I chanted. “Yup, it’s delicious bacteria. It’s how I keep myself in good form and…er, regular.”   Her eyes grew wide then she shrugged her shoulders and walked away.   As you can see, even though I haven’t been around that much my cheeky self is still in tact.  I’ve been relaxing and spending time with my family and Justin this summer. I’m about ready to drive my mother mad in the head crunching popsicles in her ear hole. Other than that everything’s about as great as a barrel full of deep fried monkeys.   What are you up to this summer? Come on, out with it!

Today is Kempo and Cardio X ,, Woke up jogged a lil bit.. Then went in the pool and did laps..  So now its time for a real workout.. Will blog about it later…

Today was ab ripper day and cardio x. Must say I really do enjoy yoga and a good cardio workout. I didn’t do the whole workout tho I broke down into two lil workouts seeing that I was in the pool half  the day counts  as exercise I was told anyways so yeah.. I didn’t have a smoke all day yay.. I found todays workout to more easy than has been I must say.. I can’t wait til the end of the month when I take new pics and see if there has been any change.. I don’t expect a big one just a lil something to show me I am doing it right eh..

Sorry I havent blog much about my workout.. Today was some more Cardio X, I worked out on the Row Machine and Rode the bike and went swimming.. I need to catch up on a few slack days from working out.. I Still have a smoke a day 😦  That is harder than the working out.. Its fn boring being the only one working out.. Justin said he would do with me when he had free afternoons. But doubt that will be anytime soon eh..  But as the  days go by I will get better at the whole workout and not worried about doing it by myself.. Tomorrow I hope to start off with something I havent done yet.. Hope fully it’s a better workout day for me too. My body feels it more now too.. But I notice I am a lot more happy on the days I workout and more hyper.. So it must be doing something right.. Bye for now

So today was a slack day on the workout. Instead I did a 4 mile jog and run and did laps in the pool and just went swimming.. Tomorrow will be a Cardio day for sure and a bit of kempo.. Still eating proper and had one smoke all day… I just need to stop smoking all togther eh.. One day at a time is how I am taken it tho..