Posts Tagged ‘wine’

A rainbow

Posted: August 12, 2010 by Marya in Poems
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A lazy tree which long has stood
limp and weeping. Ah! if it would
only look up with it’s eyes
and see the sights within our skies

A yellow ,crimson, blue and gold
transparent mass of colors
as Nero’s cape,with purple frilled
with fleshy bones that wine had filled.

His smaller brother far away
is but his reflection gone some way
to see him in the distant fair,
fade and evaporate into the air.


Great Rack, Fine Vintage

There’s now the perfect gift for the girl who has everything – including a desire to secretly drink while simultaneously getting a breast lift.
The Wine Rack, a black sports bra with a plastic “bladder” that can hold an entire bottle of wine, is featured in
…The $29.95 device has a drinking tube long enough to sip from. Add liquid and the gift store promises you will turn “from and A cup into double Ds.”

Yup, this is what’s in the paper. it’s a free paper, mind you, and does have real articles. but it’s also chockas of funny things like this.